Oh well, I am not into necrophilia.

Why will you be dead, too busy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Snaky is sweet, But she may bite you.

Animal rights: The inmates are now running the asylum and the doctors have all been eaten.

You already answered that for me.

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Jack Torrance: Mr. Grady. You were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

Grady: That's strange, sir. I don't have any recollection of that at all.



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Flies and ants. Give me spiders, give me scorpions, leeches, beetles, reptiles and miscellaneous so-called creepy crawlies of any sort, but not flies and ants. Ants I can somewhat justify because I am allergic to them, but flies just plain creep me out. Just thinking about what they landed on before landing on your food...

Certain human voices make me cringe as well. Has nothing to do with accents, certain tones are just like nails on a chalkboard to me.

People with poor personal hygiene! I hate people that don't wash or brush their teeth regularly. And then they decide to talk to me! I don't want to talk to some stinking git.

I bite my fingernails, I used to mostly do it while driving and then used to flick them in the footwell.

Thats a good one! I actually love kids (as long as they are someone elses!) But ones with ming all over them make me shudder! Why don't the parents clean them up?!

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When someone says they've got a really funny story to tell you. And it's about as funny as toothache and goes on and on and on and on................................................ ...............

By the end you muster a fake smile whilst thinking about something else wishing there mouth filled with excrement.

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Jack Torrance: Mr. Grady. You were the caretaker here. I recognize ya. I saw your picture in the newspapers. You, uh, chopped your wife and daughters up into little bits. And then you blew your brains out.

Grady: That's strange, sir. I don't have any recollection of that at all.



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Protruding nasal hair!

Dirty finger nails or really bad nails

Got a guy who comes into the centre whose got yellowy cracked nails

Shuddering now writing it

Women with hary armpits.

Alan Carr