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Old 12-12-2010, 02:32 PM
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A little girl walks into a PetSmart shop and asks,



in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me,



mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"




As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that



he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit,



or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdlebwown wabbit over there?"



She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her



hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,..










"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
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Old 12-12-2010, 02:46 PM
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Haha, brilliant
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Old 13-12-2010, 01:20 AM
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Old 13-12-2010, 03:22 AM
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Very good......Heard this one before.
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lol like this lol
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Old 19-12-2010, 11:56 AM
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classic!
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Love it
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