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Old 08-02-2011, 11:49 PM
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right this has been done before and makes everyone have a giggle reading through it, i need cheering up and so does a few other so come on people lets have a laugh i will start


Once upon a time in a far away land called captive bred lived.....
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:08 AM
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A monkey who enjoyed eating annoying oranges but then he ............
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:12 AM
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decided to meet the new member of the city "banana"...
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:14 AM
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They then sang a song called................
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Old 09-02-2011, 12:17 AM
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i got 2 2 2 stick banana's down the loo......
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So the monkey, being a typical moinkey, decided to literally stick 2 2 2 banana's down the loo
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Upon flushing the toilet started to
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feel great remorse for the terrible thing he had done to the bananas, so
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Cher Lloyd decided that instead of tarmacking the drive and trimming the hedges, she'd help unblock the toilet and...
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