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Old 01-06-2011, 02:12 PM
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Default Challenging new courses for MEN

WICOE

(Women In Charge Of Everything)



Is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME



Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants



The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



DAY ONE



HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation



TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion



DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)



DISHES & SILVERWARE;

DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.



REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups



LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum




DAY TWO



EMPTY MILK CARTONS;

DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play



HEALTH WATCH;

BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation



REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did



IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY

AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation



LIVING WITH ADULTS;

BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing



HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques



REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES

& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class



GETTING OVER IT;

LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available
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its Says for MEN .....
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I like it but they missed one off the list:


THE LOO SEAT DOES NOT PUT ITSELF BACK DOWN BY MAGIC AFTER THE TOILET HAS BEEN USED.

Secial trianing given in this simple task. Some men may need sedatives after to help them over the shock.
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I like it but they missed one off the list:


THE LOO SEAT DOES NOT PUT ITSELF BACK DOWN BY MAGIC AFTER THE TOILET HAS BEEN USED.

Secial trianing given in this simple task. Some men may need sedatives after to help them over the shock.
Why don't women lift the loo seat up for men, that's what i want to know? I'm sure if they did, then common courtesy would be returned. Our loo seat is clever; it's one of those that you can push it down and it lowers itself down slowly
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Why don't women lift the loo seat up for men, that's what i want to know? I'm sure if they did, then common courtesy would be returned. Our loo seat is clever; it's one of those that you can push it down and it lowers itself down slowly

Five reasons why I insist on the loo seat being down.

1) Sitting on the bare pan without the seat is very uncomfortable and even painful.

2) The loo seat left up looks awful.

3) Why is it called a seat, it can only be for sitting on so it is meant to be in the down position, if not it would be called a lid.

4) I have snakes and if one of them escapes I do not want the poor snake to end up down the loo because the loo seat has been left up. They can not get in the loo if the seat is down.

5) I am sick of putting the loo seat down after lazy men have used the loo. they did not find the loo seat in that position but they think it is fine to leave it thus.
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Five reasons why I insist on the loo seat being down.

1) Sitting on the bare pan without the seat is very uncomfortable and even painful.

2) The loo seat left up looks awful.

3) Why is it called a seat, it can only be for sitting on so it is meant to be in the down position, if not it would be called a lid.

4) I have snakes and if one of them escapes I do not want the poor snake to end up down the loo because the loo seat has been left up. They can not get in the loo if the seat is down.

5) I am sick of putting the loo seat down after lazy men have used the loo. they did not find the loo seat in that position but they think it is fine to leave it thus.
This reminds me of the additional lesson plans missing - 1. how to put up with winging and whining women 2. understanding why it iritates them when things look awful, even though they can't see things 24/7
3. Why do women hang about in the toilets so often looking at toilet seats

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hahahaha.

the old 'put the toilet seat down' debate eh?
one good reason why it should be left up is that we sometimes forget to lift it when we go to the toile, then sometimes pish on it and also sometimes forget to clean it, what with all the important stuff we have to think about; jenna haze, belladonna, jenna haze and belladonna in the our house needing a sink plumbed in etc.
so it makes more sense for women to put it down when they need to inferiorly sit down for a pee. or would you rather sit on my pish just to prove a point?..............
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