(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

DISHES & SILVERWARE;

REMOTE CONTROL

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS;

HEALTH WATCH;

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY

LIVING WITH ADULTS;

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES

GETTING OVER IT;

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That hurts...

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Please read the Title VL


its Says for MEN .....

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There's one bit missing from the course, Sue, and that's to never trust a woman, because look at the mess that Eve caused Adam

I like it but they missed one off the list:


THE LOO SEAT DOES NOT PUT ITSELF BACK DOWN BY MAGIC AFTER THE TOILET HAS BEEN USED.

Secial trianing given in this simple task. Some men may need sedatives after to help them over the shock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Snaky is sweet, But she may bite you.

Animal rights: The inmates are now running the asylum and the doctors have all been eaten.

Why don't women lift the loo seat up for men, that's what i want to know? I'm sure if they did, then common courtesy would be returned. Our loo seat is clever; it's one of those that you can push it down and it lowers itself down slowly

Five reasons why I insist on the loo seat being down.

1) Sitting on the bare pan without the seat is very uncomfortable and even painful.

2) The loo seat left up looks awful.

3) Why is it called a seat, it can only be for sitting on so it is meant to be in the down position, if not it would be called a lid.

4) I have snakes and if one of them escapes I do not want the poor snake to end up down the loo because the loo seat has been left up. They can not get in the loo if the seat is down.

5) I am sick of putting the loo seat down after lazy men have used the loo. they did not find the loo seat in that position but they think it is fine to leave it thus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Snaky is sweet, But she may bite you.

Animal rights: The inmates are now running the asylum and the doctors have all been eaten.

This reminds me of the additional lesson plans missing - 1. how to put up with winging and whining women 2. understanding why it iritates them when things look awful, even though they can't see things 24/7
3. Why do women hang about in the toilets so often looking at toilet seats

Hope this helps

PMSL - Bazzer

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hahahaha.

the old 'put the toilet seat down' debate eh?
one good reason why it should be left up is that we sometimes forget to lift it when we go to the toile, then sometimes pish on it and also sometimes forget to clean it, what with all the important stuff we have to think about; jenna haze, belladonna, jenna haze and belladonna in the our house needing a sink plumbed in etc.
so it makes more sense for women to put it down when they need to inferiorly sit down for a pee. or would you rather sit on my pish just to prove a point?..............